bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”
Teachers need to understand that if you’re a swimmer, homework ALWAYS comes after swimming practice/meets. Never before. Ever. Swimming is always our first priority.
they shouldn’t have said anything about michael phelp’s coming out of retirment like can you imagine being at the swim meet and michael phelps just shows up how exciting and shocking that would’ve been
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT
yo but seriously the harry potter series is fucking about love in all of its forms - it’s literally brought up all the time (i’m looking at you dumbledore) - so why the hell would anyone think that the author would intend for the main character’s parents to not be in love like explain that to me i want to know why anyone thinks that works